Nobody Ever Told Me That...I would ever have to utter the following statement: "We do NOT show other people our penis!"

This falls under the "Parenting" category of things I never knew that I'd need to know.  When he was just a little guy, my little boy was playing upstairs with his "girlfriend," when we noticed that it had gotten very quiet.  If you're a parent, you know that this is NEVER a good sign, and this was no exception.  When I went upstairs, I found my son and his "girlfriend" butt-ass-naked in his room.  Admittedly, nothing uncouth was happening, but I was damned sure shocked by it!

I can honestly tell you that it's almost impossible to say with a straight face, "We do NOT show other people our penis!"