Nobody Ever Told Me That...I would have to send my middle child to his room for PEEING on his older brother!

How exactly does this happen?  I'm not sure, but one minute the kids were playing nicely (if a little roughly) together, and the next my oldest is yelling, "EW! What's WRONG with you?!?  DADDY!  He PEED on me!!!"

Wow...

Nobody Ever Told Me That...I would ever have to utter the following statement: "We do NOT show other people our penis!"

This falls under the "Parenting" category of things I never knew that I'd need to know.  When he was just a little guy, my little boy was playing upstairs with his "girlfriend," when we noticed that it had gotten very quiet.  If you're a parent, you know that this is NEVER a good sign, and this was no exception.  When I went upstairs, I found my son and his "girlfriend" butt-ass-naked in his room.  Admittedly, nothing uncouth was happening, but I was damned sure shocked by it!

I can honestly tell you that it's almost impossible to say with a straight face, "We do NOT show other people our penis!"